Who Doesn't Love Cake?

Soon her eye fell on a little glass box that was lying under the table: 

she opened it, and found in it a very small cake, 

on which the words "EAT ME" were beautifully marked in currants.

Red Velvet Cake

from William Sonoma

"Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, 

"and if it makes me grow larger, I can reach the key; 

and if it makes me grow smaller, I can creep under the door; 

so either way I'll get into the garden, and I don't care which happens."

~ Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"